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The Professor

Good. Here we go

[soft cheerful music] Good. Here we go

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Good. Here we go.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:25
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

A college professor lives his life with reckless abandon after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.
If any of you have any intentions of studying business, - The Professor 00:07
If any of you have any intentions of studying business,
If you look down and you happen to find yourself in sweatpants - The Professor 00:12
If you look down and you happen to find yourself in sweatpan...
Most important of all, if you've never read a book - The Professor 00:08
Most important of all, if you've never read a book
If any of you find yourself falling into any of these categories, - The Professor 00:13
If any of you find yourself falling into any of these catego...
The government workers - The Professor 00:05
The government workers
The, uh, sweatpants comment's not a joke. - The Professor 00:04
The, uh, sweatpants comment's not a joke.
I'm sick. I have a cold. - The Professor 00:04
I'm sick. I have a cold.
Right. Now, for those of you who are interested - The Professor 00:09
Right. Now, for those of you who are interested
You're in charge of reading one book and one book only to this quarter. - The Professor 00:05
You're in charge of reading one book and one book only ...
After doing so, you will then stand up here - The Professor 00:05
After doing so, you will then stand up here
And then you will stand up here and you'll persuade your peers - The Professor 00:09
And then you will stand up here and you'll persuade you...
For that, you'll receive a - The Professor 00:12
For that, you'll receive a
Ah-ha. Yes. One more thing. - The Professor 00:05
Ah-ha. Yes. One more thing.
The plight of unkempt women is truly the last thing - The Professor 00:07
The plight of unkempt women is truly the last thing
- [Richard] I just did. - [scoffs] - The Professor 00:07
- [Richard] I just did. - [scoffs]
Oh, yeah, by the way, if any of you sell marijuana - The Professor 00:08
Oh, yeah, by the way, if any of you sell marijuana
I need to go on sabbatical next quarter. - The Professor 00:04
I need to go on sabbatical next quarter.
I would... No, I can't give you a sabbatical, it takes a year. - The Professor 00:04
I would... No, I can't give you a sabbatical, it takes ...
I would like to write the next great American novel. - The Professor 00:05
I would like to write the next great American novel.
- Oh, yeah? - Or novella, - The Professor 00:05
- Oh, yeah? - Or novella,