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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

And he assured methe house had been scrubbed, and sanitized,and sterilized that very...

And he assured me
the house had been scrubbed, and sanitized,
and sterilized that very morning

Full Transcript

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And he assured me the house had been scrubbed,
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and sanitized, and sterilized that very morning.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:16
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
You could do a line from one end of the house to the other, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
You could do a line from one end of the house to the other,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing]
[imitating couch squeaking] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[imitating couch squeaking]
I was like, "Okay, [clicks tongue] clocked. Alright." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:14
I was like, "Okay, [clicks tongue] clocked. Alright.&qu...
"Maybe this Airbnb host puts, like, an old-school alarm clock up there - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:16
"Maybe this Airbnb host puts, like, an old-school alarm...
There is always a black and white framed poster - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
There is always a black and white framed poster
I was like, "I'm not large enough, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:13
I was like, "I'm not large enough,
But, under the smize, the eyes are like, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
But, under the smize, the eyes are like,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
[audience laughing]
So, I took poor Marilyn off the wall - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
So, I took poor Marilyn off the wall
Slapped on the wall behind Marilyn, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:20
Slapped on the wall behind Marilyn,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
- Um. - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- Um. - [audience laughing]
I had rented a house cute enough, but cheap enough - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:09
I had rented a house cute enough, but cheap enough
I had rented a porn house with my perfect newborn baby! - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
I had rented a porn house with my perfect newborn baby!
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
I was like, "That couch, that bench-couch so... shallow." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:14
I was like, "That couch, that bench-couch so... shallow...
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing]
'cause you can only sit in it for, like, 90 seconds - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
'cause you can only sit in it for, like, 90 seconds
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
[audience laughing]