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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

"'Kay, I guess nobody wants to skimthe top of my ass crack today

[audience laughing] [people clapping] [audience cheering] "'Kay, I guess nobody wants to skim
the top of my ass crack today

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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[people clapping]
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[audience cheering]
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"'Kay, I guess nobody wants to skim the top of my ass crack today.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:10
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
Alright." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:09
Alright."
Toward the end of my pregnancy, I was, uh, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
Toward the end of my pregnancy, I was, uh,
And she said, "Ilana, it appears your baby is breech." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:21
And she said, "Ilana, it appears your baby is breech.&q...
Like, [clicks tongue] "Hello, Mama." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:10
Like, [clicks tongue] "Hello, Mama."
"Here's your baby ready to be born." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
"Here's your baby ready to be born."
- She was tushy to pussy. - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- She was tushy to pussy. - [audience laughing]
Ready to jump feet first, like a Super Mario Brother down a tube. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
Ready to jump feet first, like a Super Mario Brother down a ...
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:17
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat]
But, um, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
But, um,
So, I asked her, "Are there any other options?" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
So, I asked her, "Are there any other options?"
So, you would come on down to the operating room." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:20
So, you would come on down to the operating room."
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
"Me and some other woman would push and pull the baby - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:19
"Me and some other woman would push and pull the baby
[laughter] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
[laughter]
- [chuckles] - [audience cheering and laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- [chuckles] - [audience cheering and laughing]
They're like, "B-B-B-Breech! We the best fetus." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:20
They're like, "B-B-B-Breech! We the best fetus.&qu...
...and removes their husband's dress shirts off of it. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
...and removes their husband's dress shirts off of it.
- [nervous chuckle] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- [nervous chuckle] - [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:23
[audience laughing]
We as a human race have invented luxury airplanes - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:12
We as a human race have invented luxury airplanes