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I didn't smoke dat much, I didn't drink dat much
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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

I didn't smoke dat much,I didn't drink dat much, - you know what I mean?- I took little...

I didn't smoke dat much,
I didn't drink dat much, - you know what I mean?
- [audience laughing] I took little sips, I was like...
[kiss smacks] But I didn't-- couldn't get,
like, donkey balls high

Full Transcript

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I didn't smoke dat much, I didn't drink dat much,
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- you know what I mean? - [audience laughing]
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I took little sips, I was like... [kiss smacks]
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But I didn't-- couldn't get, like, donkey balls high.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:29
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
- So... - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
- So... - [audience laughing]
And realized what a low-level drug addict - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
And realized what a low-level drug addict
[audience member whooping] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience member whooping]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
- [audience laughing] - [audience member whooping] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:10
- [audience laughing] - [audience member whooping]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:16
[audience laughing]
- you know, just like... - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- you know, just like... - [audience laughing]
I tell you, when that edible hit, I got so high, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
I tell you, when that edible hit, I got so high,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:17
[audience laughing]
'Cause toddlers are naturally tripping their balls off 24/7. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
'Cause toddlers are naturally tripping their balls off ...
They're all like, "Guank. [laughs]" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:19
They're all like, "Guank. [laughs]"
Woo, woo, woo, woo!" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
Woo, woo, woo, woo!"
She goes, "Mama, good move?" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:23
She goes, "Mama, good move?"
So, I said, "Baby, can you lift your hair off of your forehead?" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
So, I said, "Baby, can you lift your hair off of your f...
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
Lift it up off of your forehead." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
Lift it up off of your forehead."
[audience laughing and applauding] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:10
[audience laughing and applauding]
She's going hard, going hard." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:12
She's going hard, going hard."
- [audience whooping] - My daughter's two and a half, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:14
- [audience whooping] - My daughter's two and a half,