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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

I'll walk in the room wearinga scrunchie and she goes, "Take that down." "Take that...

[laughter] I suppose because it's hideous? I-- [audience laughing] I'll walk in the room wearing
a scrunchie and she goes, [as mafioso]
"Take that down." [audience laughing] "Take that down.
I like it long." [normal]
She's like my mafia boyfriend, you know?

Full Transcript

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[laughter]
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I suppose because it's hideous? I--
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[audience laughing]
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I'll walk in the room wearing a scrunchie and she goes,
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[as mafioso] "Take that down."
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[audience laughing]
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"Take that down. I like it long."
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[normal] She's like my mafia boyfriend, you know?
Duration
18 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:45
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:11
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:09
[audience laughing]
It feels like they're on the edge of death at all times. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
It feels like they're on the edge of death at all times...
But a couple years later, as my love grows, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
But a couple years later, as my love grows,
- [audience member] Woo! - This shit is getting so cute, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- [audience member] Woo! - This shit is getting so cute,
We've been listening to Paul Simon, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
We've been listening to Paul Simon,
She goes, [with lisp] "Mama, Paul Thimon?" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
She goes, [with lisp] "Mama, Paul Thimon?"
"Mama, Paul Thimon?" [chuckles] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:12
"Mama, Paul Thimon?" [chuckles]
I wanna take a whiskey glass and smash it on my forehead! - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
I wanna take a whiskey glass and smash it on my forehead!
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing]
The only solution I can imagine is if I were somehow able - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:11
The only solution I can imagine is if I were somehow able
- You know? - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- You know? - [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
I've struggled with anxiety and depression for 37 years, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
I've struggled with anxiety and depression for 37 years...
[audience laughing and cheering] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing and cheering]
I was like, "Ooh, looks rough out dere!" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:10
I was like, "Ooh, looks rough out dere!"
And I wanted the first trip we ever took as a family to be perfect, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
And I wanted the first trip we ever took as a family to be p...
- [clicks tongue] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
- [clicks tongue] - [audience laughing]
So, during COVID, my parents sold the house I grew up in on Long Island - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
So, during COVID, my parents sold the house I grew up in on ...
So, for the past couple years, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
So, for the past couple years,