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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

Like, "Hi." - - Just kidding

Like, [clicks tongue] "Hello, Mama." [smooches]
"Hi." - [chuckles]
- [audience laughing] "Here's Johnny." [chuckles]
Just kidding

Full Transcript

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Like, [clicks tongue] "Hello, Mama."
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[smooches] "Hi."
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- [chuckles] - [audience laughing]
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"Here's Johnny."
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[chuckles] Just kidding.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:02
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
"Here's your baby ready to be born." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
"Here's your baby ready to be born."
- She was tushy to pussy. - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- She was tushy to pussy. - [audience laughing]
Ready to jump feet first, like a Super Mario Brother down a tube. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
Ready to jump feet first, like a Super Mario Brother down a ...
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:17
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat]
But, um, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
But, um,
So, I asked her, "Are there any other options?" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
So, I asked her, "Are there any other options?"
So, you would come on down to the operating room." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:20
So, you would come on down to the operating room."
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
"Me and some other woman would push and pull the baby - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:19
"Me and some other woman would push and pull the baby
[laughter] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
[laughter]
- [chuckles] - [audience cheering and laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- [chuckles] - [audience cheering and laughing]
They're like, "B-B-B-Breech! We the best fetus." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:20
They're like, "B-B-B-Breech! We the best fetus.&qu...
...and removes their husband's dress shirts off of it. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
...and removes their husband's dress shirts off of it.
- [nervous chuckle] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- [nervous chuckle] - [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:23
[audience laughing]
We as a human race have invented luxury airplanes - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:12
We as a human race have invented luxury airplanes
- [audience laughing] - [sighs] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- [audience laughing] - [sighs]
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat]
"Uh, well, you know, I'm not gonna do the ironing board part, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
"Uh, well, you know, I'm not gonna do the ironing ...
Get my body inverted." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:09
Get my body inverted."