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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

"Mama, Paul Thimon?" I say, "What do you say?"She says, " I wanna burst into flames, you...

"Mama, Paul Thimon?"
[chuckles] [audience laughing] I say, "What do you say?"
She says, "[scoffs] Peas." [audience laughing] I wanna burst into flames, you know?

Full Transcript

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"Mama, Paul Thimon?" [chuckles]
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[audience laughing]
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I say, "What do you say?" She says, "[scoffs] Peas."
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[audience laughing]
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I wanna burst into flames, you know?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:45
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
I wanna take a whiskey glass and smash it on my forehead! - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
I wanna take a whiskey glass and smash it on my forehead!
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing]
The only solution I can imagine is if I were somehow able - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:11
The only solution I can imagine is if I were somehow able
- You know? - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- You know? - [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
I've struggled with anxiety and depression for 37 years, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
I've struggled with anxiety and depression for 37 years...
[audience laughing and cheering] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing and cheering]
I was like, "Ooh, looks rough out dere!" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:10
I was like, "Ooh, looks rough out dere!"
And I wanted the first trip we ever took as a family to be perfect, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
And I wanted the first trip we ever took as a family to be p...
- [clicks tongue] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
- [clicks tongue] - [audience laughing]
So, during COVID, my parents sold the house I grew up in on Long Island - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
So, during COVID, my parents sold the house I grew up in on ...
So, for the past couple years, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
So, for the past couple years,
A New York City winter has an extra layer of grotesque on it. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
A New York City winter has an extra layer of grotesque on it...
This year, the week we left for Florida, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
This year, the week we left for Florida,
[audience laughing and cheering] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing and cheering]
She's like, "Nope, nope, nope! Bam!" you know? - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
She's like, "Nope, nope, nope! Bam!" you know...
- [audience laughing] - Takes a couple pushes, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
- [audience laughing] - Takes a couple pushes,
There it is. Fuck this, I'm deleting Hinge." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:13
There it is. Fuck this, I'm deleting Hinge."
- [chuckles] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- [chuckles] - [audience laughing]
The baby itself is spilling over, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
The baby itself is spilling over,