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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

"Maybe this Airbnb host puts, like,an old-school alarm clock up there "so his guests...

"Maybe this Airbnb host puts, like,
an old-school alarm clock up there "so his guests aren't hittin'
the snooze, you know, "but rather gettin' up
with a little pep in their step to go catch that Florida sunshine." So, whenever I get to an Airbnb, I have to minimize the decor

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"Maybe this Airbnb host puts, like, an old-school alarm clock up there
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"so his guests aren't hittin' the snooze, you know,
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"but rather gettin' up with a little pep in their step
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to go catch that Florida sunshine."
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So, whenever I get to an Airbnb,
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I have to minimize the decor.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:00
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
There is always a black and white framed poster - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
There is always a black and white framed poster
I was like, "I'm not large enough, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:13
I was like, "I'm not large enough,
But, under the smize, the eyes are like, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
But, under the smize, the eyes are like,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
[audience laughing]
So, I took poor Marilyn off the wall - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
So, I took poor Marilyn off the wall
Slapped on the wall behind Marilyn, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:20
Slapped on the wall behind Marilyn,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
- Um. - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- Um. - [audience laughing]
I had rented a house cute enough, but cheap enough - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:09
I had rented a house cute enough, but cheap enough
I had rented a porn house with my perfect newborn baby! - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
I had rented a porn house with my perfect newborn baby!
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
I was like, "That couch, that bench-couch so... shallow." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:14
I was like, "That couch, that bench-couch so... shallow...
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing]
'cause you can only sit in it for, like, 90 seconds - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
'cause you can only sit in it for, like, 90 seconds
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing, cheering and clapping] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
[audience laughing, cheering and clapping]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:11
[audience laughing]
With the outlet right there, so the camera can stay plugged in - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
With the outlet right there, so the camera can stay plugged ...
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:17
[audience laughing]