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The only solution I can imagine is if I were somehow able
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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

The only solution I can imagineis if I were somehow able to roll her up like a yoga mat...

The only solution I can imagine
is if I were somehow able to roll her up like a yoga mat and insert her like a tampon and put her back inside

Full Transcript

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The only solution I can imagine is if I were somehow able
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to roll her up like a yoga mat
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and insert her like a tampon
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and put her back inside.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:07
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
- You know? - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
- You know? - [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]
I've struggled with anxiety and depression for 37 years, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
I've struggled with anxiety and depression for 37 years...
[audience laughing and cheering] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing and cheering]
I was like, "Ooh, looks rough out dere!" - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:10
I was like, "Ooh, looks rough out dere!"
And I wanted the first trip we ever took as a family to be perfect, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
And I wanted the first trip we ever took as a family to be p...
- [clicks tongue] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
- [clicks tongue] - [audience laughing]
So, during COVID, my parents sold the house I grew up in on Long Island - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
So, during COVID, my parents sold the house I grew up in on ...
So, for the past couple years, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
So, for the past couple years,
A New York City winter has an extra layer of grotesque on it. - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
A New York City winter has an extra layer of grotesque on it...
This year, the week we left for Florida, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
This year, the week we left for Florida,
[audience laughing and cheering] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing and cheering]
She's like, "Nope, nope, nope! Bam!" you know? - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
She's like, "Nope, nope, nope! Bam!" you know...
- [audience laughing] - Takes a couple pushes, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
- [audience laughing] - Takes a couple pushes,
There it is. Fuck this, I'm deleting Hinge." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:13
There it is. Fuck this, I'm deleting Hinge."
- [chuckles] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- [chuckles] - [audience laughing]
The baby itself is spilling over, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
The baby itself is spilling over,
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat]
And he assured me the house had been scrubbed, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
And he assured me the house had been scrubbed,
You could do a line from one end of the house to the other, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
You could do a line from one end of the house to the other,