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This year, the week we left for Florida
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Ilana Glazer: Human Magic

This year, the week we left for Florida, I spotted an IUD on the sidewalk

This year, the week we left for Florida, I spotted an IUD on the sidewalk

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This year, the week we left for Florida,
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I spotted an IUD on the sidewalk.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:17
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Rotten Science,Starrpix

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Movie Summary

Explores Ilana Glazer's high school experiences, tackling life's realities, and her journey as an unconventional mother who uses marijuana.
[audience laughing and cheering] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing and cheering]
She's like, "Nope, nope, nope! Bam!" you know? - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
She's like, "Nope, nope, nope! Bam!" you know...
- [audience laughing] - Takes a couple pushes, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
- [audience laughing] - Takes a couple pushes,
There it is. Fuck this, I'm deleting Hinge." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:13
There it is. Fuck this, I'm deleting Hinge."
- [chuckles] - [audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
- [chuckles] - [audience laughing]
The baby itself is spilling over, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
The baby itself is spilling over,
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
- [audience laughing] - [clears throat]
And he assured me the house had been scrubbed, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
And he assured me the house had been scrubbed,
You could do a line from one end of the house to the other, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
You could do a line from one end of the house to the other,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[audience laughing]
[imitating couch squeaking] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
[imitating couch squeaking]
I was like, "Okay, [clicks tongue] clocked. Alright." - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:14
I was like, "Okay, [clicks tongue] clocked. Alright.&qu...
"Maybe this Airbnb host puts, like, an old-school alarm clock up there - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:16
"Maybe this Airbnb host puts, like, an old-school alarm...
There is always a black and white framed poster - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
There is always a black and white framed poster
I was like, "I'm not large enough, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:13
I was like, "I'm not large enough,
But, under the smize, the eyes are like, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:07
But, under the smize, the eyes are like,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:05
[audience laughing]
So, I took poor Marilyn off the wall - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:06
So, I took poor Marilyn off the wall
Slapped on the wall behind Marilyn, - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:20
Slapped on the wall behind Marilyn,
[audience laughing] - Ilana Glazer: Human Magic 00:08
[audience laughing]