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And, boys, get you an armadillo
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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

And, boys, get you an armadillo

And, boys, get you an armadillo

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And, boys, get you an armadillo.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:49
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and everything. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and e...
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see that back door open - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see tha...
It is so easy to get a girl, gentlemen. All you got to do is show up. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
It is so easy to get a girl, gentlemen. All you got to do is...
"I love model trains." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
"I love model trains."
You know what? Even fishing, someone will take you. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You know what? Even fishing, someone will take you.
Some woman will be like, "I'll take him. So, is that a wide-mouth you caught?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:17
Some woman will be like, "I'll take him. So, is th...
You could be rich, obviously, good-looking, good at math. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
You could be rich, obviously, good-looking, good at math.
You could be nice. Turns out that's attractive. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You could be nice. Turns out that's attractive.
I know, men don't... "I don't want to be nice, I'm Rambo!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
I know, men don't... "I don't want to be nice...
You can be shy, that's kind of cute. You can be nerdy. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You can be shy, that's kind of cute. You can be nerdy.
"I will roll the eight-sided die with thee." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
"I will roll the eight-sided die with thee."
Honestly, sometimes you could just be tall. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Honestly, sometimes you could just be tall.
All the 5'10" guys are like, "Fuck you, motherfucker, you could be tall." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
All the 5'10" guys are like, "Fuck you, mothe...
You see the way girls' eyes light up? "Tell us about your boyfriend." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:18
You see the way girls' eyes light up? "Tell us abo...
"Stop it." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:16
"Stop it."
I'm not even talking like David Blaine, multimillionaire Vegas magician. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
I'm not even talking like David Blaine, multimillionair...
He's got a girl waiting in his Ultima in the parking lot. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
He's got a girl waiting in his Ultima in the parking lo...
"That's my baby!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
"That's my baby!"
And before we had that beautiful little girl, about a year before, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
And before we had that beautiful little girl, about a year b...
And I don't tell you that to garner sympathy - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
And I don't tell you that to garner sympathy