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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

And you don't know,"I don't wanna cheer for that." "Bros before hos,I'm leaving behind my...

And you don't know,
"I don't wanna cheer for that." "Bros before hos,
I'm leaving behind my guys." "I can't do that." Yes, leave them!

Full Transcript

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And you don't know, "I don't wanna cheer for that."
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"Bros before hos, I'm leaving behind my guys."
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"I can't do that."
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Yes, leave them!
Duration
10 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:25
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken.
Come with us for snacks and sex and good-looking babies. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Come with us for snacks and sex and good-looking babies.
It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that idea from a man - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that...
Because here's the truth, boys, it is so easy to get a girl. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Because here's the truth, boys, it is so easy to get a ...
This is where I lose the women. You were on my side, "We're outta here." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
This is where I lose the women. You were on my side, "W...
By virtue of the fact that there are more women than men on this planet, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
By virtue of the fact that there are more women than men on ...
The fact that women are brainwashed into thinking that we lose value - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
The fact that women are brainwashed into thinking that we lo...
And I know, I'm supposed to stand here and be like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
And I know, I'm supposed to stand here and be like,
"All women are She-Diva power bitches, that's right." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
"All women are She-Diva power bitches, that's righ...
And, boys, get you an armadillo. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
And, boys, get you an armadillo.
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and everything. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and e...
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see that back door open - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see tha...
It is so easy to get a girl, gentlemen. All you got to do is show up. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
It is so easy to get a girl, gentlemen. All you got to do is...
"I love model trains." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
"I love model trains."
You know what? Even fishing, someone will take you. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You know what? Even fishing, someone will take you.
Some woman will be like, "I'll take him. So, is that a wide-mouth you caught?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:17
Some woman will be like, "I'll take him. So, is th...
You could be rich, obviously, good-looking, good at math. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
You could be rich, obviously, good-looking, good at math.
You could be nice. Turns out that's attractive. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You could be nice. Turns out that's attractive.
I know, men don't... "I don't want to be nice, I'm Rambo!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
I know, men don't... "I don't want to be nice...
You can be shy, that's kind of cute. You can be nerdy. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You can be shy, that's kind of cute. You can be nerdy.