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And sometimes,
to put lipstick on that pig, they'll take a thread
of the same pukey color and they'll sew in a floral scape, like, "Oh, thank you." "Yeah, someone brought me flowers.
Thank you." "Oh, a rose, but the death
of my self-esteem." "Thank you so much." Sometimes to gussy it up,
they'll put a little gold coin here
to put lipstick on that pig, they'll take a thread
of the same pukey color and they'll sew in a floral scape, like, "Oh, thank you." "Yeah, someone brought me flowers.
Thank you." "Oh, a rose, but the death
of my self-esteem." "Thank you so much." Sometimes to gussy it up,
they'll put a little gold coin here
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And sometimes,
to put lipstick on that pig,
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they'll take a thread
of the same pukey color
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and they'll sew in a floral scape,
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like, "Oh, thank you."
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"Yeah, someone brought me flowers.
Thank you."
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"Oh, a rose, but the death
of my self-esteem."
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"Thank you so much."
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Sometimes to gussy it up,
they'll put a little gold coin here.
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Movie Summary
Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.