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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

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Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:25
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
...and interesting, you are a monster. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
...and interesting, you are a monster.
I know my husband does not sleep well because I sleep next to my husband. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I know my husband does not sleep well because I sleep next t...
But part of my wifely duties is, every morning, I must play the part. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
But part of my wifely duties is, every morning, I must play ...
"Seems you've grown a tail." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
"Seems you've grown a tail."
"Who, me?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
"Who, me?"
"Not well." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:30
"Not well."
I don't talk about my husband a ton in my act, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
I don't talk about my husband a ton in my act,
And my husband was like, "No, it's great." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
And my husband was like, "No, it's great."
I was like, "What do you mean?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:16
I was like, "What do you mean?"
"Look at... she sleeps between my feet, I see her." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:17
"Look at... she sleeps between my feet, I see her."...
I actually have a little bit of trouble going to bed because, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
I actually have a little bit of trouble going to bed because...
I'm like, "I read a full paragraph of an actual book." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
I'm like, "I read a full paragraph of an actual bo...
I will Clockwork Orange my eyes open, and I will let it feed me - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
I will Clockwork Orange my eyes open, and I will let it feed...
I will look at lipless pit bulls, I don't care. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
I will look at lipless pit bulls, I don't care.
The other day, I watched a thick couple in rural Illinois do a custody exchange - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
The other day, I watched a thick couple in rural Illinois do...
I... watched these two thumbs - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:19
I... watched these two thumbs
Then I watched them each get back into their truck next to their new spouse, who, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
Then I watched them each get back into their truck next to t...
And then I double-tap for part four, it was a link to their family Etsy store. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
And then I double-tap for part four, it was a link to their ...
My biggest issue with social media - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
My biggest issue with social media
Whatever you're dealing with, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Whatever you're dealing with,