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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

"Blisten, Blixon, Dasher, Dancer." "Braxton, Higgs, Contraction, come here." "Tinkle, come...

"Blisten, Blixon, Dasher, Dancer." "Braxton, Higgs, Contraction, come here." "Tinkle, come here, Triscuit.
I married a kitten." "Come here!" "Tinkle. I'm in a romper.
Let's take a picture." Romping!

Full Transcript

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"Blisten, Blixon, Dasher, Dancer."
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"Braxton, Higgs, Contraction, come here."
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"Tinkle, come here, Triscuit. I married a kitten."
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"Come here!"
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"Tinkle. I'm in a romper. Let's take a picture."
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Romping!
Duration
23 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:47
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
A romper is a garment made for a toddler... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
A romper is a garment made for a toddler...
...that, because of our society's obsession with infantilizing women, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
...that, because of our society's obsession with infant...
Not one woman has ever put on a romper and then said, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Not one woman has ever put on a romper and then said,
Like, you'll have CEOs, mothers, businesswomen walking into meetings, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
Like, you'll have CEOs, mothers, businesswomen walking ...
'Cause there's only enough cloth to cover one set of genitals adequately. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
'Cause there's only enough cloth to cover one set ...
Like, you can cover your nipples, but, Cleveland, your south mouth is out. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Like, you can cover your nipples, but, Cleveland, your south...
When I put on my clothes, I should not have to decide - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
When I put on my clothes, I should not have to decide
They're all in rompers having the best time, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
They're all in rompers having the best time,
Olive skin, designer outfits, wearing six-inch heels. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Olive skin, designer outfits, wearing six-inch heels.
Fuckin' killing it on ancient cobblestone walkways, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Fuckin' killing it on ancient cobblestone walkways,
Sitting there in fartable Umbros and orthotics, just eating. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Sitting there in fartable Umbros and orthotics, just eating.
I'm just like, "It's called parmesan. We'll never see this cheese again." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:21
I'm just like, "It's called parmesan. We'...
And I would just be like, "You girls are so beautiful." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
And I would just be like, "You girls are so beautiful.&...
"Because we smoke cigarette." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:14
"Because we smoke cigarette."
But not of body, of heart and mind. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
But not of body, of heart and mind.
Then I started to feel bad about how bad I was making myself feel. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Then I started to feel bad about how bad I was making myself...
And if you're like me, when I'm in a bad mood, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
And if you're like me, when I'm in a bad mood,
Then I started to get mad at myself because - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
Then I started to get mad at myself because
And it's okay, it's okay to look at other women - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
And it's okay, it's okay to look at other women
And society will label you competitive, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:14
And society will label you competitive,