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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

"Ch-ching!" "Oh, El Dorado.I have riches for my lifetime." I got one ugly bra that had a...

"Ch-ching!" "Oh, El Dorado.
I have riches for my lifetime." I got one ugly bra that had a ruby,
a ruby, right here

Full Transcript

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"Ch-ching!"
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"Oh, El Dorado. I have riches for my lifetime."
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I got one ugly bra that had a ruby, a ruby, right here.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:10
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
I think the part that adds insult to injury - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I think the part that adds insult to injury
"Thick-ass strap." No girl wants that. No girl wants thick straps. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
"Thick-ass strap." No girl wants that. No girl wan...
As you get older or if you're pregnant, you want the support, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
As you get older or if you're pregnant, you want the su...
- I want a licorice whip, that's it, tiny. - Just a... whisper of... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
- I want a licorice whip, that's it, tiny. - Just a... ...
You look at any magazine, any fashion shoot, and in movies, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
You look at any magazine, any fashion shoot, and in movies,
They don't want you to see that fuckin' harness holding it all up. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
They don't want you to see that fuckin' harness ho...
They know no one wants to see a model with a backstrap of bacon. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
They know no one wants to see a model with a backstrap of ba...
Girls in movies, the ingenue, she's got big boobs and she's running, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Girls in movies, the ingenue, she's got big boobs and s...
Just like, "Oh, my God, I dropped everything." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:21
Just like, "Oh, my God, I dropped everything."
This thing clocks in for a union job at 9 a.m. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
This thing clocks in for a union job at 9 a.m.
Works a 12-hour shift as a tension bridge. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Works a 12-hour shift as a tension bridge.
If my bra strap fell down, the next thing you'd hear - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
If my bra strap fell down, the next thing you'd hear
You never see a hot girl, tank top strap falls down, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
You never see a hot girl, tank top strap falls down,
I toured Europe and did that joke in Hungary, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
I toured Europe and did that joke in Hungary,
Anything over three hooks is not a bra, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
Anything over three hooks is not a bra,
"Enter passcode." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
"Enter passcode."
No girl wants multiple hooks, because after three hooks, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
No girl wants multiple hooks, because after three hooks,
Every girl wants a bralette, that's what every girl wants. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Every girl wants a bralette, that's what every girl wan...
"Why is she speaking French?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
"Why is she speaking French?"
A bralette is a butterfly burp of an undergarment. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
A bralette is a butterfly burp of an undergarment.