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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

Do you know how bigthat spider would have to be for me to just forget about physics?

Do you know how big
that spider would have to be for me to just forget about physics?

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Do you know how big that spider would have to be
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for me to just forget about physics?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:36
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
Like, "Dance!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Like, "Dance!"
Gentlemen, when you "yippy-skippy" into the bed, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:20
Gentlemen, when you "yippy-skippy" into the bed,
"Did you see my butthole?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
"Did you see my butthole?"
As it is, we're fine with your body. We don't want to see... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
As it is, we're fine with your body. We don't want...
We already know the sex will most likely be mediocre for the girl. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
We already know the sex will most likely be mediocre for the...
And then if she accidentally gets pregnant, depending on the state, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
And then if she accidentally gets pregnant, depending on the...
And if you, for whatever reason your heart desires, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
And if you, for whatever reason your heart desires,
Just don't make that choice for other women, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Just don't make that choice for other women, okay?
The premise of this joke, gentlemen, is TikTok dances are not sexual - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
The premise of this joke, gentlemen, is TikTok dances are no...
You're in your weird bed, and the girl comes out and she's fully naked, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
You're in your weird bed, and the girl comes out and sh...
"Oh, I'm going to." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
"Oh, I'm going to."
...with a dance - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
...with a dance
Just you guttural breathing to an eight-count, like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
Just you guttural breathing to an eight-count, like,
The 20-year-olds are like, "Those aren't the dances." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
The 20-year-olds are like, "Those aren't the dance...
Not not hot." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Not not hot."
Wouldn't kick you out of bed, just wondered how long you were gonna stay." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
Wouldn't kick you out of bed, just wondered how long yo...
One of the weird parts about being pregnant are the mental hurdles. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
One of the weird parts about being pregnant are the mental h...
One of them is that you have to accept that you're going to gain weight, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
One of them is that you have to accept that you're goin...
Whatever weight you were at 12, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
Whatever weight you were at 12,
I didn't buy maternity clothes, I just wore leggings and T-shirts, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
I didn't buy maternity clothes, I just wore leggings an...