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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

If you don't know who I am and your girlfriend dragged you here,I have your money

If you don't know who I am and your girlfriend dragged you here,
I have your money

Full Transcript

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If you don't know who I am
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and your girlfriend dragged you here, I have your money.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:48
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
If you're ever online and see a girl that you don't like for whatever reason, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:15
If you're ever online and see a girl that you don'...
We don't have that program set up yet. That's right, you don't have to fuck her. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
We don't have that program set up yet. That's righ...
You don't have to patronize her business, you don't have to pay her any mind, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
You don't have to patronize her business, you don'...
I wish that women could speak to men in real life - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
I wish that women could speak to men in real life
That's what I wish, I wish there was a federal holiday every day - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
That's what I wish, I wish there was a federal holiday ...
I could be walking with a girlfriend, and one of you walk by, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:18
I could be walking with a girlfriend, and one of you walk by...
There is an anger toward women in our world, in our country. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
There is an anger toward women in our world, in our country.
Lucky for me, hating women is evergreen and so these jokes still work. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Lucky for me, hating women is evergreen and so these jokes s...
But there is an anger toward women when they don't give attention, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
But there is an anger toward women when they don't give...
Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring it back up, here we go. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring i...
I know, it is hard to keep them straight, America, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
I know, it is hard to keep them straight, America,
That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta,
So now this next part, I'm going to be as clear as possible, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
So now this next part, I'm going to be as clear as poss...
Gentlemen, if you are not having sex, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:16
Gentlemen, if you are not having sex,
And the narrative of your life - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
And the narrative of your life
That is nature's way of saying you should not be having sex, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
That is nature's way of saying you should not be having...
And I understand, women cheer for that, most men do. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
And I understand, women cheer for that, most men do.
And you don't know, "I don't wanna cheer for that." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
And you don't know, "I don't wanna cheer for ...
Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken.
Come with us for snacks and sex and good-looking babies. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Come with us for snacks and sex and good-looking babies.