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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

It might make you more comfortableto note that I stole that idea from a man named Charles...

It might make you more comfortable
to note that I stole that idea from a man named Charles Darwin

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It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that idea from a man
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named Charles Darwin.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:52
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
Because here's the truth, boys, it is so easy to get a girl. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Because here's the truth, boys, it is so easy to get a ...
This is where I lose the women. You were on my side, "We're outta here." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
This is where I lose the women. You were on my side, "W...
By virtue of the fact that there are more women than men on this planet, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
By virtue of the fact that there are more women than men on ...
The fact that women are brainwashed into thinking that we lose value - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
The fact that women are brainwashed into thinking that we lo...
And I know, I'm supposed to stand here and be like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
And I know, I'm supposed to stand here and be like,
"All women are She-Diva power bitches, that's right." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
"All women are She-Diva power bitches, that's righ...
And, boys, get you an armadillo. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
And, boys, get you an armadillo.
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and everything. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and e...
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see that back door open - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see tha...
It is so easy to get a girl, gentlemen. All you got to do is show up. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
It is so easy to get a girl, gentlemen. All you got to do is...
"I love model trains." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
"I love model trains."
You know what? Even fishing, someone will take you. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You know what? Even fishing, someone will take you.
Some woman will be like, "I'll take him. So, is that a wide-mouth you caught?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:17
Some woman will be like, "I'll take him. So, is th...
You could be rich, obviously, good-looking, good at math. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
You could be rich, obviously, good-looking, good at math.
You could be nice. Turns out that's attractive. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You could be nice. Turns out that's attractive.
I know, men don't... "I don't want to be nice, I'm Rambo!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
I know, men don't... "I don't want to be nice...
You can be shy, that's kind of cute. You can be nerdy. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You can be shy, that's kind of cute. You can be nerdy.
"I will roll the eight-sided die with thee." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
"I will roll the eight-sided die with thee."
Honestly, sometimes you could just be tall. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Honestly, sometimes you could just be tall.
All the 5'10" guys are like, "Fuck you, motherfucker, you could be tall." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
All the 5'10" guys are like, "Fuck you, mothe...