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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

Now is the portion where I bring it downin order to bring it back up, here we go

Now is the portion where I bring it down
in order to bring it back up, here we go

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Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring it back up, here we go.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:41
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
I know, it is hard to keep them straight, America, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
I know, it is hard to keep them straight, America,
That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta,
So now this next part, I'm going to be as clear as possible, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
So now this next part, I'm going to be as clear as poss...
Gentlemen, if you are not having sex, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:16
Gentlemen, if you are not having sex,
And the narrative of your life - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
And the narrative of your life
That is nature's way of saying you should not be having sex, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
That is nature's way of saying you should not be having...
And I understand, women cheer for that, most men do. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
And I understand, women cheer for that, most men do.
And you don't know, "I don't wanna cheer for that." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
And you don't know, "I don't wanna cheer for ...
Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken.
Come with us for snacks and sex and good-looking babies. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Come with us for snacks and sex and good-looking babies.
It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that idea from a man - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that...
Because here's the truth, boys, it is so easy to get a girl. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Because here's the truth, boys, it is so easy to get a ...
This is where I lose the women. You were on my side, "We're outta here." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
This is where I lose the women. You were on my side, "W...
By virtue of the fact that there are more women than men on this planet, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
By virtue of the fact that there are more women than men on ...
The fact that women are brainwashed into thinking that we lose value - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
The fact that women are brainwashed into thinking that we lo...
And I know, I'm supposed to stand here and be like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
And I know, I'm supposed to stand here and be like,
"All women are She-Diva power bitches, that's right." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
"All women are She-Diva power bitches, that's righ...
And, boys, get you an armadillo. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
And, boys, get you an armadillo.
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and everything. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You get you a fully loaded armadilly with a CD changer and e...
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see that back door open - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I'm afraid that when I say that, I'm gonna see tha...