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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

Poof! "Uh-oh!" "Get me out of here!" And you should know,once the thickening happens, it's...

Poof! "Uh-oh!" "Get me out of here!" And you should know,
once the thickening happens, it's over, and it's nothing you did

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Poof! "Uh-oh!"
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"Get me out of here!"
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And you should know, once the thickening happens, it's over,
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and it's nothing you did.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:49
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
No woman's ever been like, "I just feel so gross." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
No woman's ever been like, "I just feel so gross.&...
I was feeling so bad about myself and so mad at myself - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
I was feeling so bad about myself and so mad at myself
"It's not about what you think!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
"It's not about what you think!"
And every night we'd go to bed, I would kiss my husband good night, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:20
And every night we'd go to bed, I would kiss my husband...
And bra would look back at me and she'd say, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
And bra would look back at me and she'd say,
"I served you well." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
"I served you well."
"Seriously, you need to go up a band size." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
"Seriously, you need to go up a band size."
I'm like, "I need you now more than ever." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:23
I'm like, "I need you now more than ever."
Only been married for four years, but in that short time, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
Only been married for four years, but in that short time,
All the long-haulers are like, "Let's hear it, missy!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
All the long-haulers are like, "Let's hear it, mis...
Marriage is, every morning for the rest of your life, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
Marriage is, every morning for the rest of your life,
And if you don't act like this information is new... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
And if you don't act like this information is new...
...and interesting, you are a monster. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
...and interesting, you are a monster.
I know my husband does not sleep well because I sleep next to my husband. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I know my husband does not sleep well because I sleep next t...
But part of my wifely duties is, every morning, I must play the part. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
But part of my wifely duties is, every morning, I must play ...
"Seems you've grown a tail." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
"Seems you've grown a tail."
"Who, me?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
"Who, me?"
"Not well." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:30
"Not well."
I don't talk about my husband a ton in my act, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
I don't talk about my husband a ton in my act,
And my husband was like, "No, it's great." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
And my husband was like, "No, it's great."