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Prior to that, no one had ever asked me about children
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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

Prior to that, no one had everasked me about children because I'm a stand-up comic

Prior to that, no one had ever
asked me about children because I'm a stand-up comic

Full Transcript

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Prior to that, no one had ever asked me about children
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because I'm a stand-up comic.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:32
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
"Well, you'll just die in a clown suit somewhere - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
"Well, you'll just die in a clown suit somewhere
Now, it's totally normal and innocuous to ask a woman, "Do you have kids?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Now, it's totally normal and innocuous to ask a woman, ...
It's totally traditional for two humans regardless of gender - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
It's totally traditional for two humans regardless of g...
...acquire smaller humans that they then put in their home - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
...acquire smaller humans that they then put in their home
It's a little less traditional to be like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
It's a little less traditional to be like,
However, you ask a woman, "Do you have kids?" and she says no, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
However, you ask a woman, "Do you have kids?" and ...
"Do you want kids?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
"Do you want kids?"
She has her answer and she's thought a lot about it, and it's personal to her, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:27
She has her answer and she's thought a lot about it, an...
Whatever the answer, I promise you her answer is never that she forgot - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
Whatever the answer, I promise you her answer is never that ...
Because, Cleveland, I think it speaks to the constant conversations about women, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:14
Because, Cleveland, I think it speaks to the constant conver...
Remember, there's a lot of people making a lot of money off of you feeling bad - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
Remember, there's a lot of people making a lot of money...
We don't have to make this political, we already did, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
We don't have to make this political, we already did,
We'll talk about all the things that we hear about this idea - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
We'll talk about all the things that we hear about this...
I understand if she's had several children, it may not be that tight, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
I understand if she's had several children, it may not ...
It's tight enough for you and your five inches of fury, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
It's tight enough for you and your five inches of fury,...
You're fine. All right? You're gonna have a good time. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You're fine. All right? You're gonna have a good t...
This idea that it tastes like candy - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
This idea that it tastes like candy
At its finest, it might be, what, a little metallic? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
At its finest, it might be, what, a little metallic?
Girls are gonna feel bad that it doesn't taste like candy, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
Girls are gonna feel bad that it doesn't taste like can...
If he comes up from down there, like, "Green apple Jolly Rancher," - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
If he comes up from down there, like, "Green apple Joll...