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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

"So, why are you in hospice care?" "Well, I pulled a back muscleputting on my bra, and I...

"So, why are you in hospice care?" "Well, I pulled a back muscle
putting on my bra, and I think it's over." Multiple hooks bother me

Full Transcript

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"So, why are you in hospice care?"
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"Well, I pulled a back muscle putting on my bra,
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and I think it's over."
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Multiple hooks bother me.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:07
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
And I was thinking about it, like, why is this so triggering? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
And I was thinking about it, like, why is this so triggering...
And it goes all the way back to being a teenager, like most things, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
And it goes all the way back to being a teenager, like most ...
Remember the first time you seriously made out with a boy, Ohio? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Remember the first time you seriously made out with a boy, O...
So, what, 12, I don't know. Remember the first time? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
So, what, 12, I don't know. Remember the first time?
We'll put it at a nice, healthy "Jack & Diane," all-American 16, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
We'll put it at a nice, healthy "Jack & Diane,...
The first time you, like, really made out with a boy, right? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
The first time you, like, really made out with a boy, right?
You know the Rubik's Cube of nylon and nickel that's back there. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
You know the Rubik's Cube of nylon and nickel that'...
That's a fuckin' cloth LSAT he's going to have to pass. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
That's a fuckin' cloth LSAT he's going to hav...
The boy has no idea, why would he? He's never seen a bra before. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
The boy has no idea, why would he? He's never seen a br...
All he knows is, "I caught a big one." Like, he's just excited. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
All he knows is, "I caught a big one." Like, he�...
You know he's going to have to contend with that, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
You know he's going to have to contend with that,
Like, "If you can solve these riddles three... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Like, "If you can solve these riddles three...
And you know it's back there, and there's that moment, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
And you know it's back there, and there's that mom...
And he pulls away, and you're like, "It's time." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
And he pulls away, and you're like, "It's tim...
He pulls away from kissing so he can look over your back and look down at his work. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
He pulls away from kissing so he can look over your back and...
Of course he has to look at your back, of course he needs his eyes on his paper. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Of course he has to look at your back, of course he needs hi...
He can't do that for the first time, sight unseen... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
He can't do that for the first time, sight unseen...
No man has the natural dexterity of a doll brain surgeon. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
No man has the natural dexterity of a doll brain surgeon.
Why would you be able to intricately have that gorilla grip, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
Why would you be able to intricately have that gorilla grip,
We want you to take off our bras, and by the way, boys, that is your role. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
We want you to take off our bras, and by the way, boys, that...