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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

"Stop it." "Put on a fucking towel, stop it." "I'm not looking at that, stop it!" "Because...

"Stop it." "Put on a fucking towel, stop it." "I'm not looking at that, stop it!" "Because the whole audience
doesn't realize it's a dick, stop it!"

Full Transcript

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"Stop it."
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"Put on a fucking towel, stop it."
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"I'm not looking at that, stop it!"
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"Because the whole audience doesn't realize it's a dick, stop it!"
Duration
16 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:27
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
I'm not even talking like David Blaine, multimillionaire Vegas magician. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
I'm not even talking like David Blaine, multimillionair...
He's got a girl waiting in his Ultima in the parking lot. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
He's got a girl waiting in his Ultima in the parking lo...
"That's my baby!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
"That's my baby!"
And before we had that beautiful little girl, about a year before, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
And before we had that beautiful little girl, about a year b...
And I don't tell you that to garner sympathy - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
And I don't tell you that to garner sympathy
I only tell you I had a miscarriage because I have a microphone, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
I only tell you I had a miscarriage because I have a microph...
And maybe if we did talk about these things, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
And maybe if we did talk about these things,
If this happens to you, because it happens to three out of every ten women, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
If this happens to you, because it happens to three out of e...
You did nothing wrong. You're not weird. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You did nothing wrong. You're not weird.
You certainly shouldn't be prosecuted for it. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
You certainly shouldn't be prosecuted for it.
But it wasn't until I got pregnant that first time - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
But it wasn't until I got pregnant that first time
Prior to that, no one had ever asked me about children - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
Prior to that, no one had ever asked me about children
"Well, you'll just die in a clown suit somewhere - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
"Well, you'll just die in a clown suit somewhere
Now, it's totally normal and innocuous to ask a woman, "Do you have kids?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Now, it's totally normal and innocuous to ask a woman, ...
It's totally traditional for two humans regardless of gender - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
It's totally traditional for two humans regardless of g...
...acquire smaller humans that they then put in their home - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
...acquire smaller humans that they then put in their home
It's a little less traditional to be like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
It's a little less traditional to be like,
However, you ask a woman, "Do you have kids?" and she says no, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
However, you ask a woman, "Do you have kids?" and ...
"Do you want kids?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
"Do you want kids?"
She has her answer and she's thought a lot about it, and it's personal to her, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:27
She has her answer and she's thought a lot about it, an...