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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

When I put on my clothes,I should not have to decide if I'm going to dressto the left or...

When I put on my clothes,
I should not have to decide if I'm going to dress
to the left or the right

Full Transcript

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When I put on my clothes, I should not have to decide
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if I'm going to dress to the left or the right.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:33
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
They're all in rompers having the best time, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
They're all in rompers having the best time,
Olive skin, designer outfits, wearing six-inch heels. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Olive skin, designer outfits, wearing six-inch heels.
Fuckin' killing it on ancient cobblestone walkways, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Fuckin' killing it on ancient cobblestone walkways,
Sitting there in fartable Umbros and orthotics, just eating. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Sitting there in fartable Umbros and orthotics, just eating.
I'm just like, "It's called parmesan. We'll never see this cheese again." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:21
I'm just like, "It's called parmesan. We'...
And I would just be like, "You girls are so beautiful." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
And I would just be like, "You girls are so beautiful.&...
"Because we smoke cigarette." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:14
"Because we smoke cigarette."
But not of body, of heart and mind. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
But not of body, of heart and mind.
Then I started to feel bad about how bad I was making myself feel. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Then I started to feel bad about how bad I was making myself...
And if you're like me, when I'm in a bad mood, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
And if you're like me, when I'm in a bad mood,
Then I started to get mad at myself because - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
Then I started to get mad at myself because
And it's okay, it's okay to look at other women - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
And it's okay, it's okay to look at other women
And society will label you competitive, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:14
And society will label you competitive,
When I look at another girl, it's not about disdain for her, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
When I look at another girl, it's not about disdain for...
You are constantly submarine sonaring yourself off of other women. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
You are constantly submarine sonaring yourself off of other ...
"She has bangs, should I get bangs? Remember the 2000s? Don't do it." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:21
"She has bangs, should I get bangs? Remember the 2000s?...
Don't believe women that are like, "I don't judge other women." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
Don't believe women that are like, "I don't j...
You just did, like, ten minutes of yoga, mostly Shavasana, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
You just did, like, ten minutes of yoga, mostly Shavasana,
You made a recipe for a green matcha oat latte you saw on TikTok. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
You made a recipe for a green matcha oat latte you saw on Ti...
You leave your house like, "I feel so lean, so good." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
You leave your house like, "I feel so lean, so good.&qu...