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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

"Why can't you control yourself,you fat bitch?" Why can't you control your...

"Why can't you control yourself,
you fat bitch?" Why can't you control your thumbs,
motherfucker, and just say nothing to this stranger?

Full Transcript

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"Why can't you control yourself, you fat bitch?"
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Why can't you control your thumbs, motherfucker, and just say nothing
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to this stranger?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:15
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
Ask any women in your life, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Ask any women in your life,
It's easy, we just say, "Just ignore it," but you carry it with you. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
It's easy, we just say, "Just ignore it," but...
By the way, I don't think it's the gentlemen that are here, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
By the way, I don't think it's the gentlemen that ...
If you don't know who I am - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
If you don't know who I am
If you're ever online and see a girl that you don't like for whatever reason, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:15
If you're ever online and see a girl that you don'...
We don't have that program set up yet. That's right, you don't have to fuck her. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
We don't have that program set up yet. That's righ...
You don't have to patronize her business, you don't have to pay her any mind, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
You don't have to patronize her business, you don'...
I wish that women could speak to men in real life - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
I wish that women could speak to men in real life
That's what I wish, I wish there was a federal holiday every day - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
That's what I wish, I wish there was a federal holiday ...
I could be walking with a girlfriend, and one of you walk by, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:18
I could be walking with a girlfriend, and one of you walk by...
There is an anger toward women in our world, in our country. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
There is an anger toward women in our world, in our country.
Lucky for me, hating women is evergreen and so these jokes still work. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Lucky for me, hating women is evergreen and so these jokes s...
But there is an anger toward women when they don't give attention, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
But there is an anger toward women when they don't give...
Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring it back up, here we go. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring i...
I know, it is hard to keep them straight, America, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
I know, it is hard to keep them straight, America,
That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta,
So now this next part, I'm going to be as clear as possible, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
So now this next part, I'm going to be as clear as poss...
Gentlemen, if you are not having sex, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:16
Gentlemen, if you are not having sex,
And the narrative of your life - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
And the narrative of your life
That is nature's way of saying you should not be having sex, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
That is nature's way of saying you should not be having...