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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

"Yippity-skippity!" We never want to see you fawnlike,like, "Oh, I'm dainty," in the bed,...

"Yippity-skippity!" We never want to see you fawnlike,
like, "Oh, I'm dainty," in the bed, okay?

Full Transcript

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"Yippity-skippity!"
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We never want to see you fawnlike, like, "Oh, I'm dainty," in the bed, okay?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:20
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
In my life, I've never been naked and had both feet - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
In my life, I've never been naked and had both feet
Do you know how big that spider would have to be - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
Do you know how big that spider would have to be
Like, "Dance!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Like, "Dance!"
Gentlemen, when you "yippy-skippy" into the bed, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:20
Gentlemen, when you "yippy-skippy" into the bed,
"Did you see my butthole?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
"Did you see my butthole?"
As it is, we're fine with your body. We don't want to see... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
As it is, we're fine with your body. We don't want...
We already know the sex will most likely be mediocre for the girl. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
We already know the sex will most likely be mediocre for the...
And then if she accidentally gets pregnant, depending on the state, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
And then if she accidentally gets pregnant, depending on the...
And if you, for whatever reason your heart desires, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
And if you, for whatever reason your heart desires,
Just don't make that choice for other women, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Just don't make that choice for other women, okay?
The premise of this joke, gentlemen, is TikTok dances are not sexual - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
The premise of this joke, gentlemen, is TikTok dances are no...
You're in your weird bed, and the girl comes out and she's fully naked, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
You're in your weird bed, and the girl comes out and sh...
"Oh, I'm going to." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
"Oh, I'm going to."
...with a dance - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
...with a dance
Just you guttural breathing to an eight-count, like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
Just you guttural breathing to an eight-count, like,
The 20-year-olds are like, "Those aren't the dances." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
The 20-year-olds are like, "Those aren't the dance...
Not not hot." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
Not not hot."
Wouldn't kick you out of bed, just wondered how long you were gonna stay." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:10
Wouldn't kick you out of bed, just wondered how long yo...
One of the weird parts about being pregnant are the mental hurdles. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
One of the weird parts about being pregnant are the mental h...
One of them is that you have to accept that you're going to gain weight, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
One of them is that you have to accept that you're goin...