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Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever

"You want soup?" "I have a cup of soup in the car." While we appreciate that,you should...

"You want soup?" "I have a cup of soup in the car." While we appreciate that,
you should know that's uncomfortable because there's us,
half-naked in the corner, nervous

Full Transcript

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"You want soup?"
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"I have a cup of soup in the car."
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While we appreciate that, you should know that's uncomfortable
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because there's us, half-naked in the corner, nervous.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:44
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shlesinger talks about different topics. She starts from every girl's ugly bra to how all adult men need to own a box spring.
You are hovering over us, naked, trying to give us food. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
You are hovering over us, naked, trying to give us food.
Getting naked should be a seductive dance, a back and forth. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Getting naked should be a seductive dance, a back and forth.
Instead, girls get nervous. Like, "Oh, don't look." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
Instead, girls get nervous. Like, "Oh, don't look....
Men have Sasquatch bodies, and they're like, "Isn't it perfection?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
Men have Sasquatch bodies, and they're like, "Isn&...
When you prepare the bed, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
When you prepare the bed,
Sheet, top sheet, duvet, duvet cover, comforter, nano-blanket, teddy bear. - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
Sheet, top sheet, duvet, duvet cover, comforter, nano-blanke...
Multiple. It's a workout, not you grabbing a crusty sleeping bag, like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:07
Multiple. It's a workout, not you grabbing a crusty sle...
"Who sprayed this down with Febreze? This is normally in the duck blind." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:13
"Who sprayed this down with Febreze? This is normally i...
When you get in bed, it should be a simple motion, it's just... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
When you get in bed, it should be a simple motion, it's...
...and then it's... and then one leg and then the other, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
...and then it's... and then one leg and then the other...
Now, what I'm about to paint for you is a memory - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:11
Now, what I'm about to paint for you is a memory
The girl's trying to go to the bathroom, the guy's like, "I'll meet you in bed." - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
The girl's trying to go to the bathroom, the guy's...
Never. Don't get giddy, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Never. Don't get giddy, okay?
I don't want to see, "I'm Peter Pan!" We never want to see... - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:06
I don't want to see, "I'm Peter Pan!" We...
"Yippity-skippity!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:09
"Yippity-skippity!"
In my life, I've never been naked and had both feet - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
In my life, I've never been naked and had both feet
Do you know how big that spider would have to be - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:08
Do you know how big that spider would have to be
Like, "Dance!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:05
Like, "Dance!"
Gentlemen, when you "yippy-skippy" into the bed, - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:20
Gentlemen, when you "yippy-skippy" into the bed,
"Did you see my butthole?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 00:12
"Did you see my butthole?"