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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.

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Steve Paley

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I want to see every one
of your wedding pictures, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I want to see every one of your wedding pictures,

$5,000 reward, sepia tone. Like that's... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

$5,000 reward, sepia tone. Like that's...

Perhaps you're from the future
where they've eradicated this practice. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Perhaps you're from the future where they've eradi...

A garter is - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you, on your wedding day, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you, on your wedding day,

...and hoisting it up your leg. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

...and hoisting it up your leg.

God forbid on the wedding day - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

God forbid on the wedding day

That lap-band for a chinchilla?
Yeah, you could just... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

That lap-band for a chinchilla? Yeah, you could just...

You can just wear that
where everything tapers." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You can just wear that where everything tapers."

Of just ice-cold fat and skin and dinner, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Of just ice-cold fat and skin and dinner,

I live in L.A. They're like, "You can
freeze it off if you don't like it." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I live in L.A. They're like, "You can freeze it of...

It did not go anywhere." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

It did not go anywhere."

Why can't you love your thighs?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Why can't you love your thighs?"

Women of color for a couple years now
have been like, "This is a thigh." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Women of color for a couple years now have been like, "...

No thighs. If I walk,
I'm gonna put my thighs in the background, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

No thighs. If I walk, I'm gonna put my thighs in the ba...

From here to here, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

From here to here,

You look down,
you finally get it up there, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You look down, you finally get it up there,

It hurts." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're staring down at your corpulent leg - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're staring down at your corpulent leg

What is this?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You don't have time.
You got to get yourself over - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You don't have time. You got to get yourself over

You gotta get yourself
over to the dance floor - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You gotta get yourself over to the dance floor

You're sitting there spread-eagle,
she's like, "I'll get it on tape, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're sitting there spread-eagle, she's like, &qu...

So you go to the dance floor, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

So you go to the dance floor,

...stump - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

A single chair - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you're like, "Sit, okay. I wasn't
planning on enjoying myself, but okay." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you're like, "Sit, okay. I wasn't plannin...

'Cause you're a bride like me
or a bride that chose a dress - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

'Cause you're a bride like me or a bride that chos...

You're a bride like me
that perhaps chose a dress - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're a bride like me that perhaps chose a dress

'Cause you told yourself
you were gonna lose the weight - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

'Cause you told yourself you were gonna lose the weight

So that dress is tight and you are trying
to make yourself thin and compact - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

So that dress is tight and you are trying to make yourself t...

Trying to extend the torso,
tuck in the tailbone, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Trying to extend the torso, tuck in the tailbone,

You're like that goat in the cage - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're like that goat in the cage

Slowly lowering yourself down,
praying to God that you don't experience - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Slowly lowering yourself down, praying to God that you don&#...

But none is more embarrassing
than the horror - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

But none is more embarrassing than the horror

'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat.

So you finally sit down, right?
You go down to the hem of your skirt, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

So you finally sit down, right? You go down to the hem of yo...

You go to lift up the hem
and that's when you realize - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You go to lift up the hem and that's when you realize

And you sit there and you wait - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you sit there and you wait

But, of course,
the onus is on the woman to pass this test - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

But, of course, the onus is on the woman to pass this test

...and turned on
at your new choice in mate, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

...and turned on at your new choice in mate,

That's who I might have a family with." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

That's who I might have a family with."

And you have to sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you have to sit there

And sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

This is the most expensive dress
you're probably ever going to wear. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever g...

You're like, "That's my husband." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're like, "That's my husband."

So he gets under there,
slides his five-o'clock shadow... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow....

The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir
with Bath & Body Works Plumeria. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Wo...

Clamps down on that garter
with, let's hope, wolf-like precision. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like ...

...to the ground - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

...to the ground

And I did not want to wear a veil - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And I did not want to wear a veil

I don't like the idea that as a... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I don't like the idea that as a...

I don't like the notion that because
I'm a woman and it's tradition, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I don't like the notion that because I'm a woman a...

...should ever be obfuscated - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

...should ever be obfuscated

I planned this part of the wedding.
I planned the whole wedding, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I planned this part of the wedding. I planned the whole wedd...

And because he's a boy,
he gets an unencumbered 360-view - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And because he's a boy, he gets an unencumbered 360-vie...

"Female comic assumes gender-roles." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

"Female comic assumes gender-roles."

You're the one that for the past year
has been clawing at your mother - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're the one that for the past year has been clawing ...

Okay, he bought the ring.
He asked you to spend his life with him. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Okay, he bought the ring. He asked you to spend his life wit...

It's enough, put the veil over the cage - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

It's enough, put the veil over the cage

And then when it comes
for the important part, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And then when it comes for the important part,

Put a game on in there like, "Bye-bye." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Put a game on in there like, "Bye-bye."

No man's ever going
to be standing there like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

No man's ever going to be standing there like,

I'm just a humble beekeeper
but one day..." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I'm just a humble beekeeper but one day..."

I think there's something
a little eerie about a bride. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I think there's something a little eerie about a bride.

If I describe to you a bride
independent of the context of a wedding... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

If I describe to you a bride independent of the context of a...

♪ Be mine forever ♪ - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

♪ Be mine forever ♪

The pace with which the bride walks
is unnerving, right? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

The pace with which the bride walks is unnerving, right?

You don't tend to see this gait - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You don't tend to see this gait

However, the bride moving slowly
is the least creepy of the options - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

However, the bride moving slowly is the least creepy of the ...

A veiled woman - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

"What happened to that bride?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

"What happened to that bride?"

I don't want to cover my face. Two hours
in hair and makeup just to be like... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I don't want to cover my face. Two hours in hair and ma...

Cover that shit." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Cover that shit."

...he covered his face." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

...he covered his face."

...and be like, "You may kiss the bride." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

...and be like, "You may kiss the bride."

I watched you hit "Split Fare." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I watched you hit "Split Fare."

Unpopular opinion,
actually popular opinion, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Unpopular opinion, actually popular opinion,

You're not allowed to say that, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're not allowed to say that,

There is a world where you can admit
that something is difficult - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

There is a world where you can admit that something is diffi...

I love my husband,
but the wedding part is exhausting. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I love my husband, but the wedding part is exhausting.

It is a physical and mental
and financial just gauntlet. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

It is a physical and mental and financial just gauntlet.

Right? What, did you meditate?
"I just want to be centered." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Right? What, did you meditate? "I just want to be cente...

You did your little workout
and then you got your makeup done - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You did your little workout and then you got your makeup don...

And you got a situation room
and a silence cone - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you got a situation room and a silence cone

"Something tasty,
doesn't matter if I'm fat - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

"Something tasty, doesn't matter if I'm fat

Went out, had a drink, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Went out, had a drink,

He took a nap, he woke up
to an alarm labeled "Wedding for you?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

He took a nap, he woke up to an alarm labeled "Wedding ...

The bride, it just doesn't seem
like the bride is having as much fun - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

The bride, it just doesn't seem like the bride is havin...

They don't tell you
that when you have a wedding, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

They don't tell you that when you have a wedding,

Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled poster

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Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.

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Director: Steve Paley

Writer: Iliza Shlesinger

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

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ImdbRating: 6.5

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Released: 19 Nov 2019

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