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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

All these things, everything's gota price tag, everything takes up time and I'll tell you...

All these things, everything's got
a price tag, everything takes up time and I'll tell you what,
I paid for my wedding personally

Full Transcript

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All these things, everything's got a price tag, everything takes up time
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and I'll tell you what, I paid for my wedding personally.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:53
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
So you can best believe I took a red Sharpie - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
So you can best believe I took a red Sharpie
But there's all these things, all these requirements, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:15
But there's all these things, all these requirements,
Some of you cheered, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Some of you cheered,
What the fuck is up, Hollywood?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
What the fuck is up, Hollywood?"
It's important to me that me and my audience - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It's important to me that me and my audience
Okay, right now in 2019, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Okay, right now in 2019,
But overall, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
But overall,
However, with this newfound sense of feminism, I have noticed - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:15
However, with this newfound sense of feminism, I have notice...
I am talking drawn and quartered - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
I am talking drawn and quartered
It's a funny time, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:19
It's a funny time,
So, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
So,
Girls, there's got to be a middle ground where someone disagrees with you - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Girls, there's got to be a middle ground where someone ...
One woman's affirmation of her life choices - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
One woman's affirmation of her life choices
We can't walk around - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
We can't walk around
"I'm a queen. She doesn't like my top!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
"I'm a queen. She doesn't like my top!"
Guy's like, "He's my best friend. I don't like his politics and he's stupid. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Guy's like, "He's my best friend. I don'...
You want to wear a garter, wear it. I'm not going to be at your wedding, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You want to wear a garter, wear it. I'm not going to be...
I want to see every one of your wedding pictures, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I want to see every one of your wedding pictures,
$5,000 reward, sepia tone. Like that's... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
$5,000 reward, sepia tone. Like that's...
Perhaps you're from the future where they've eradicated this practice. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Perhaps you're from the future where they've eradi...