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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you have to sit there ladylike but also excited,but also demure, but also horny

And you have to sit there ladylike but also excited,
but also demure, but also horny

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And you have to sit there
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ladylike but also excited, but also demure, but also horny.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:29
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
And sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And sit there
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever going to wear. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever g...
You're like, "That's my husband." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
You're like, "That's my husband."
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow....
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Works Plumeria. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Wo...
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like precision. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like ...
...to the ground - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...to the ground
And I did not want to wear a veil - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
And I did not want to wear a veil
I don't like the idea that as a... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I don't like the idea that as a...
I don't like the notion that because I'm a woman and it's tradition, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
I don't like the notion that because I'm a woman a...
...should ever be obfuscated - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...should ever be obfuscated
I planned this part of the wedding. I planned the whole wedding, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
I planned this part of the wedding. I planned the whole wedd...
And because he's a boy, he gets an unencumbered 360-view - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And because he's a boy, he gets an unencumbered 360-vie...
"Female comic assumes gender-roles." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
"Female comic assumes gender-roles."
You're the one that for the past year has been clawing at your mother - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
You're the one that for the past year has been clawing ...
Okay, he bought the ring. He asked you to spend his life with him. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Okay, he bought the ring. He asked you to spend his life wit...
It's enough, put the veil over the cage - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It's enough, put the veil over the cage
And then when it comes for the important part, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And then when it comes for the important part,
Put a game on in there like, "Bye-bye." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Put a game on in there like, "Bye-bye."
No man's ever going to be standing there like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
No man's ever going to be standing there like,