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And it's not that I would never be at another bar again
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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And it's not that I would never beat another bar again, but I would never beat another bar...

And it's not that I would never be
at another bar again, but I would never be
at another bar unmarried

Full Transcript

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And it's not that I would never be at another bar again,
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but I would never be at another bar unmarried.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:11
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
I mean, I don't know - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I mean, I don't know
I would never be... at that time, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I would never be... at that time,
And I looked around the room and there was a group of girls, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And I looked around the room and there was a group of girls,
They looked amazing and they were over there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:16
They looked amazing and they were over there
And I was reflecting on those years versus these years - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
And I was reflecting on those years versus these years
In your 20s, you should just know, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
In your 20s, you should just know,
You will have all this stuff as you get older, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
You will have all this stuff as you get older,
You're very close to the realms of academia and you are hive-minded. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You're very close to the realms of academia and you are...
I like you, you're my best friend. Matching dove tattoos. Make 'em fuck. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I like you, you're my best friend. Matching dove tattoo...
I love you so much." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I love you so much."
When you're in your 20s, boys will ask, "How many guys you slept with?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
When you're in your 20s, boys will ask, "How many ...
But in your 20s, you're right there and you're in that mentality, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
But in your 20s, you're right there and you're in ...
You're my best friend. You're right there." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
You're my best friend. You're right there."
I understand there's the whole egg issue, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I understand there's the whole egg issue,
Men, shitty men, not the good ones that are here, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Men, shitty men, not the good ones that are here,
And I gotta believe it's less about the fact that you're older - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
And I gotta believe it's less about the fact that you&#...
I was at a bar the other night, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
I was at a bar the other night,
But moreover, you're close and you're a cluster of girls - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
But moreover, you're close and you're a cluster of...
You're like, "We're here for safety." She's like, "I'm just gonna talk to him." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
You're like, "We're here for safety." Sh...
I'll tell you about my company, Herbalife, let's go. I run..." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
I'll tell you about my company, Herbalife, let's g...