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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

And you, on your wedding day, among the one million thingsyou're in charge of, girls, are...

And you, on your wedding day, among the one million things
you're in charge of, girls, are also tasked with taking
this fucking NuvaRing

Full Transcript

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And you, on your wedding day,
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among the one million things you're in charge of, girls,
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are also tasked with taking this fucking NuvaRing...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:24
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
...and hoisting it up your leg. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...and hoisting it up your leg.
God forbid on the wedding day - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
God forbid on the wedding day
That lap-band for a chinchilla? Yeah, you could just... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
That lap-band for a chinchilla? Yeah, you could just...
You can just wear that where everything tapers." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
You can just wear that where everything tapers."
Of just ice-cold fat and skin and dinner, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Of just ice-cold fat and skin and dinner,
I live in L.A. They're like, "You can freeze it off if you don't like it." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I live in L.A. They're like, "You can freeze it of...
It did not go anywhere." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
It did not go anywhere."
Why can't you love your thighs?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Why can't you love your thighs?"
Women of color for a couple years now have been like, "This is a thigh." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
Women of color for a couple years now have been like, "...
No thighs. If I walk, I'm gonna put my thighs in the background, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
No thighs. If I walk, I'm gonna put my thighs in the ba...
From here to here, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
From here to here,
You look down, you finally get it up there, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
You look down, you finally get it up there,
It hurts." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
It hurts."
You're staring down at your corpulent leg - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You're staring down at your corpulent leg
What is this?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
What is this?"
You don't have time. You got to get yourself over - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You don't have time. You got to get yourself over
You gotta get yourself over to the dance floor - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
You gotta get yourself over to the dance floor
You're sitting there spread-eagle, she's like, "I'll get it on tape, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
You're sitting there spread-eagle, she's like, &qu...
So you go to the dance floor, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
So you go to the dance floor,
...stump - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
...stump