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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Before the festivities begin, I wish to open with a quotefrom General Patton

Before the festivities begin, I wish to open with a quote
from General Patton

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Before the festivities begin,
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I wish to open with a quote from General Patton.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:31
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. Drink some fucking water, I'm not joking. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. Drink some fucking water, I'm n...
The bartender's like, "You can't have a horse in here." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
The bartender's like, "You can't have a horse...
They all begin to scream. "She's getting married." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
They all begin to scream. "She's getting married.&...
We know she's getting married, we can tell, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
We know she's getting married, we can tell,
Why? What is this West African shaming ritual? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Why? What is this West African shaming ritual?
Why are we, every night in America, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Why are we, every night in America,
"It's 'cause we love her. We love her so much. She's amazing." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
"It's 'cause we love her. We love her so much...
...is not the ritualistic shrouding of women - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
...is not the ritualistic shrouding of women
My issue is merely the lack of reciprocity - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
My issue is merely the lack of reciprocity
I've never seen a bachelor party - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I've never seen a bachelor party
"It's so tight, bro. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
"It's so tight, bro.
Isn't it crazy how no matter how many times you wear them, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Isn't it crazy how no matter how many times you wear th...
...although we tell women that, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
...although we tell women that,
Of all the things I did not want to do - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
Of all the things I did not want to do
Obviously, I'm not gonna have a party at a library. So... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Obviously, I'm not gonna have a party at a library. So....
And I had about four or five women with me and... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
And I had about four or five women with me and...
I know I should have been just like going crazy and getting drunk - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
I know I should have been just like going crazy and getting ...
I've seen relationships come and go and jobs and heartbreak and death - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:17
I've seen relationships come and go and jobs and heartb...
But like we've been going out for like a decade together, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
But like we've been going out for like a decade togethe...
And I thought that... I get goosebumps thinking about it - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:19
And I thought that... I get goosebumps thinking about it