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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

"Help me get back to the mirror!

"Help me get back to the mirror!

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"Help me get back to the mirror!
Duration
4 seconds
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23
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:40
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
This is a question for the men in the audience, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
This is a question for the men in the audience,
Why would you want to cover your girl's face? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Why would you want to cover your girl's face?
She wanted to wear the veil. I said, 'Okay.' - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
She wanted to wear the veil. I said, 'Okay.'
What? You said this was gonna be about peacocks and baby legs - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
What? You said this was gonna be about peacocks and baby leg...
"Accurate." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
"Accurate."
Okay. In fact, that should be a big part of the veil-lifting ceremony. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Okay. In fact, that should be a big part of the veil-lifting...
"You may kiss the bride." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
"You may kiss the bride."
Think of the money to be made - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Think of the money to be made
Think of how we could pitch it like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Think of how we could pitch it like,
Now, when I say her face and her body, gentlemen, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
Now, when I say her face and her body, gentlemen,
My motivation is to shit on everyone and together we rise. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
My motivation is to shit on everyone and together we rise.
I married one and I slept with a bunch of hot ones right before, so... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I married one and I slept with a bunch of hot ones right bef...
When I say her face and her body are big parts - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
When I say her face and her body are big parts
They're visual creatures, which means, girls, they have to be - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
They're visual creatures, which means, girls, they have...
It doesn't have to be the whole thing, it could be a hair. Just a whisker. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
It doesn't have to be the whole thing, it could be a ha...
Just a nub. They're like, "Hey, what's that?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Just a nub. They're like, "Hey, what's that?&...
...looks, hook him, and then your heart of gold reels him in. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
...looks, hook him, and then your heart of gold reels him in...
No man's ever been like, "I want to set you up with a girl." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
No man's ever been like, "I want to set you up wit...
He saw you at work, at a bar, on an app, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
He saw you at work, at a bar, on an app,
...approached you, fingers crossed, like, "Please don't be a lunatic." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
...approached you, fingers crossed, like, "Please don&#...