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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

He's ugly, I'm into it." You will never hear a guy be honestabout his girlfriend being...

He's ugly, I'm into it." You will never hear a guy be honest
about his girlfriend being ugly

Full Transcript

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He's ugly, I'm into it."
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You will never hear
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a guy be honest about his girlfriend being ugly.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:03
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
You'll never hear, "Oh, what a blithe existence!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
You'll never hear, "Oh, what a blithe existence!&q...
Now you clap, but I noticed that your laughter spiked - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Now you clap, but I noticed that your laughter spiked
And I did not want a bachelorette party - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And I did not want a bachelorette party
I work at night, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
I work at night,
I have been there when a zombie horde - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
I have been there when a zombie horde
And knowing how out-of-control they can get, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And knowing how out-of-control they can get,
I couldn't do that to someone else who works at night, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I couldn't do that to someone else who works at night, ...
DJs, sound mixers, security, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
DJs, sound mixers, security,
...who work at night know first-hand - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
...who work at night know first-hand
Okay? You don't see a bachelorette party coming, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Okay? You don't see a bachelorette party coming,
I'm sitting here. I can see the first couple rows, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I'm sitting here. I can see the first couple rows,
You can imagine how terrifying that is for me, just in the middle of a set - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
You can imagine how terrifying that is for me, just in the m...
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their wines. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their wines.
Bachelorette party knows - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Bachelorette party knows
And they know that you don't know where they're coming from - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
And they know that you don't know where they're co...
But a good bachelorette party, a good bachelorette army knows - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
But a good bachelorette party, a good bachelorette army know...
A well-led bachelorette party understands you must send your troops in in waves - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
A well-led bachelorette party understands you must send your...
If you are at a bar and you see a bunch of girls come running in, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
If you are at a bar and you see a bunch of girls come runnin...
"Stacy's getting married!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
"Stacy's getting married!"
"This is our territory now. Get out of here!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
"This is our territory now. Get out of here!"