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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

I promise to be loyal." Everyone's involved with food now

I promise to be loyal." Everyone's involved with food now

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I promise to be loyal."
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Everyone's involved with food now.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:34
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
I think it's because of the Food Network, the ubiquity of these cooking shows. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I think it's because of the Food Network, the ubiquity ...
Everyone loves cooking and the Food Network, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Everyone loves cooking and the Food Network,
Inside your wicker basket, you'll find a severed head and a grape, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Inside your wicker basket, you'll find a severed head a...
There were like a couple of them. When your parents were kids, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
There were like a couple of them. When your parents were kid...
You weren't a chef, you were a cook and you were a cook on accident. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
You weren't a chef, you were a cook and you were a cook...
You were a cook 'cause dudes were coming home from Vietnam, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
You were a cook 'cause dudes were coming home from Viet...
"Female comic makes scathing social commentary - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
"Female comic makes scathing social commentary
And because of how many food shows there are out there, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
And because of how many food shows there are out there,
So there's always like a "bad boy" chef - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
So there's always like a "bad boy" chef
Like just a sack of rage, fully tattooed piece of shit. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Like just a sack of rage, fully tattooed piece of shit.
"This is a devil's tooth, here's your crepe, suck my dick, Karen! - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"This is a devil's tooth, here's your crepe, ...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
These are gauges in my ears, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
These are gauges in my ears,
I keep a knife in my truck to do a fine chop on parsley, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
I keep a knife in my truck to do a fine chop on parsley,
There's always a lesbian chef - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
There's always a lesbian chef
...for this to be - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
...for this to be
Thank you for your dinner service, but just relax." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
Thank you for your dinner service, but just relax."
She always got a faux hawk and a bandanna. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
She always got a faux hawk and a bandanna.
Always a... Always a little mean-looking, right, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
Always a... Always a little mean-looking, right,
"Chef Charity, what would you do if you won today's episode?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
"Chef Charity, what would you do if you won today'...