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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

If he loves you, if this is a first date, I don't fucking know what's gonna happen

If he loves you, if this is a first date, I don't fucking know what's gonna happen

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If he loves you, if this is a first date,
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I don't fucking know what's gonna happen.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:01
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
We are cerebral creatures, which means we don't have to be attracted to you - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
We are cerebral creatures, which means we don't have to...
We're cerebral creatures, which means we can fall in love with you... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
We're cerebral creatures, which means we can fall in lo...
Every woman in this room has at some point gone out with a man - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
Every woman in this room has at some point gone out with a m...
It's true. Every woman, at some point in her life, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
It's true. Every woman, at some point in her life,
...simply because like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...simply because like,
And there's this weird allowance we get as women - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
And there's this weird allowance we get as women
And Sean's the first motherfucker to be like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
And Sean's the first motherfucker to be like,
It's not okay. No one loves to be called ugly, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:13
It's not okay. No one loves to be called ugly,
When you're a girl, that is an inextricable part - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
When you're a girl, that is an inextricable part
...when you're attractive at all, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
...when you're attractive at all,
"She's a skank." "She must not be smart." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
"She's a skank." "She must not be smart....
Jobs, boyfriends, perception, your rise in our society, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Jobs, boyfriends, perception, your rise in our society,
For men, not so much because they can still be charismatic - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
For men, not so much because they can still be charismatic
It's interesting because we all wanna be treated equally, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
It's interesting because we all wanna be treated equall...
It affects everything, even if you're trying to be kind, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
It affects everything, even if you're trying to be kind...
If I had a man here and he was heckling me the whole show, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
If I had a man here and he was heckling me the whole show,
- Even the one in the back was like... - "I got nothing to tweet. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
- Even the one in the back was like... - "I got nothing...
Fair play." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
Fair play."
This is a job, despite the fact that I have purple lipstick on. Okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
This is a job, despite the fact that I have purple lipstick ...
If she was doing that and acting like an asshole - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
If she was doing that and acting like an asshole