To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
If she was doing that and acting like an asshole
Please log in to add to collections.
Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

If she was doing thatand acting like an asshole and I snapped and I was like,"Well, you're...

If she was doing that
and acting like an asshole and I snapped and I was like,
"Well, you're a fat, ugly bitch..."

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.502
If she was doing that and acting like an asshole
00:00:03.586 --> 00:00:06.922
and I snapped and I was like, "Well, you're a fat, ugly bitch..."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:09
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
We are forced to be honest about things and our expectations - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
We are forced to be honest about things and our expectations
You hear girls all the time like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You hear girls all the time like,
He's ugly, I'm into it." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
He's ugly, I'm into it."
You'll never hear, "Oh, what a blithe existence!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
You'll never hear, "Oh, what a blithe existence!&q...
Now you clap, but I noticed that your laughter spiked - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Now you clap, but I noticed that your laughter spiked
And I did not want a bachelorette party - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And I did not want a bachelorette party
I work at night, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
I work at night,
I have been there when a zombie horde - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
I have been there when a zombie horde
And knowing how out-of-control they can get, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And knowing how out-of-control they can get,
I couldn't do that to someone else who works at night, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I couldn't do that to someone else who works at night, ...
DJs, sound mixers, security, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
DJs, sound mixers, security,
...who work at night know first-hand - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
...who work at night know first-hand
Okay? You don't see a bachelorette party coming, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Okay? You don't see a bachelorette party coming,
I'm sitting here. I can see the first couple rows, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I'm sitting here. I can see the first couple rows,
You can imagine how terrifying that is for me, just in the middle of a set - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
You can imagine how terrifying that is for me, just in the m...
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their wines. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their wines.
Bachelorette party knows - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Bachelorette party knows
And they know that you don't know where they're coming from - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
And they know that you don't know where they're co...
But a good bachelorette party, a good bachelorette army knows - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
But a good bachelorette party, a good bachelorette army know...
A well-led bachelorette party understands you must send your troops in in waves - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
A well-led bachelorette party understands you must send your...