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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

So you can best believeI took a red Sharpie and went down that list of bullshit and if it...

So you can best believe
I took a red Sharpie and went down that list of bullshit and if it didn't involve me
taking off my shoes, drinking tequila
or listening to Garth Brooks, we did not fucking do it

Full Transcript

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So you can best believe I took a red Sharpie
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and went down that list of bullshit
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and if it didn't involve me taking off my shoes,
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drinking tequila or listening to Garth Brooks,
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we did not fucking do it.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:59
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
But there's all these things, all these requirements, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:15
But there's all these things, all these requirements,
Some of you cheered, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Some of you cheered,
What the fuck is up, Hollywood?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
What the fuck is up, Hollywood?"
It's important to me that me and my audience - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It's important to me that me and my audience
Okay, right now in 2019, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Okay, right now in 2019,
But overall, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
But overall,
However, with this newfound sense of feminism, I have noticed - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:15
However, with this newfound sense of feminism, I have notice...
I am talking drawn and quartered - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
I am talking drawn and quartered
It's a funny time, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:19
It's a funny time,
So, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
So,
Girls, there's got to be a middle ground where someone disagrees with you - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Girls, there's got to be a middle ground where someone ...
One woman's affirmation of her life choices - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
One woman's affirmation of her life choices
We can't walk around - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
We can't walk around
"I'm a queen. She doesn't like my top!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
"I'm a queen. She doesn't like my top!"
Guy's like, "He's my best friend. I don't like his politics and he's stupid. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Guy's like, "He's my best friend. I don'...
You want to wear a garter, wear it. I'm not going to be at your wedding, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You want to wear a garter, wear it. I'm not going to be...
I want to see every one of your wedding pictures, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I want to see every one of your wedding pictures,
$5,000 reward, sepia tone. Like that's... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
$5,000 reward, sepia tone. Like that's...
Perhaps you're from the future where they've eradicated this practice. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Perhaps you're from the future where they've eradi...
A garter is - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
A garter is