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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

So that dress is tight and you are tryingto make yourself thin and compact in the moment,...

So that dress is tight and you are trying
to make yourself thin and compact in the moment, right?

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So that dress is tight and you are trying to make yourself thin and compact
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in the moment, right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:47
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
Trying to extend the torso, tuck in the tailbone, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Trying to extend the torso, tuck in the tailbone,
You're like that goat in the cage - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You're like that goat in the cage
Slowly lowering yourself down, praying to God that you don't experience - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Slowly lowering yourself down, praying to God that you don&#...
But none is more embarrassing than the horror - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
But none is more embarrassing than the horror
'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat.
So you finally sit down, right? You go down to the hem of your skirt, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
So you finally sit down, right? You go down to the hem of yo...
You go to lift up the hem and that's when you realize - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You go to lift up the hem and that's when you realize
And you sit there and you wait - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
And you sit there and you wait
But, of course, the onus is on the woman to pass this test - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
But, of course, the onus is on the woman to pass this test
...and turned on at your new choice in mate, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
...and turned on at your new choice in mate,
That's who I might have a family with." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
That's who I might have a family with."
And you have to sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And you have to sit there
And sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And sit there
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever going to wear. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever g...
You're like, "That's my husband." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
You're like, "That's my husband."
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow....
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Works Plumeria. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Wo...
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like precision. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like ...
...to the ground - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...to the ground
And I did not want to wear a veil - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
And I did not want to wear a veil