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So I got married and I married a chef
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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

So I got married and I married a chef, another thing thatI was reticent to tell people...

So I got married and I married a chef, another thing that
I was reticent to tell people because of our country's
preconceived notions about chefs and everybody has an opinion on food

Full Transcript

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So I got married and I married a chef,
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another thing that I was reticent to tell people
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because of our country's preconceived notions about chefs
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and everybody has an opinion on food.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:31
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
"I am a chef, sort of. I film myself, I make it. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"I am a chef, sort of. I film myself, I make it.
I'm in to cooking. I have a food blog, I'm a foodie." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
I'm in to cooking. I have a food blog, I'm a foodi...
"I love food." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
"I love food."
I write mean comments in a Yelp page. I'm hoping to get a series picked up - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I write mean comments in a Yelp page. I'm hoping to get...
I love... I take pictures of my spaghetti with a flash - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
I love... I take pictures of my spaghetti with a flash
Like, take a picture of spaghetti with a flash, the spaghetti looks like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Like, take a picture of spaghetti with a flash, the spaghett...
I promise to be loyal." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
I promise to be loyal."
I think it's because of the Food Network, the ubiquity of these cooking shows. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I think it's because of the Food Network, the ubiquity ...
Everyone loves cooking and the Food Network, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Everyone loves cooking and the Food Network,
Inside your wicker basket, you'll find a severed head and a grape, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Inside your wicker basket, you'll find a severed head a...
There were like a couple of them. When your parents were kids, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
There were like a couple of them. When your parents were kid...
You weren't a chef, you were a cook and you were a cook on accident. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
You weren't a chef, you were a cook and you were a cook...
You were a cook 'cause dudes were coming home from Vietnam, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
You were a cook 'cause dudes were coming home from Viet...
"Female comic makes scathing social commentary - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
"Female comic makes scathing social commentary
And because of how many food shows there are out there, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
And because of how many food shows there are out there,
So there's always like a "bad boy" chef - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
So there's always like a "bad boy" chef
Like just a sack of rage, fully tattooed piece of shit. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Like just a sack of rage, fully tattooed piece of shit.
"This is a devil's tooth, here's your crepe, suck my dick, Karen! - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"This is a devil's tooth, here's your crepe, ...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
These are gauges in my ears, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
These are gauges in my ears,