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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

That's who I might have a family with." His tuxedo jacket is off,so you as the bride are...

That's who I might have a family with." His tuxedo jacket is off,
so you as the bride are treated to this sweat map
of South America

Full Transcript

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That's who I might have a family with."
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His tuxedo jacket is off, so you as the bride
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are treated to this sweat map of South America.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:17
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
And you have to sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And you have to sit there
And sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And sit there
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever going to wear. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever g...
You're like, "That's my husband." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
You're like, "That's my husband."
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow....
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Works Plumeria. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Wo...
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like precision. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like ...
...to the ground - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...to the ground
And I did not want to wear a veil - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
And I did not want to wear a veil
I don't like the idea that as a... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I don't like the idea that as a...
I don't like the notion that because I'm a woman and it's tradition, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
I don't like the notion that because I'm a woman a...
...should ever be obfuscated - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...should ever be obfuscated
I planned this part of the wedding. I planned the whole wedding, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
I planned this part of the wedding. I planned the whole wedd...
And because he's a boy, he gets an unencumbered 360-view - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And because he's a boy, he gets an unencumbered 360-vie...
"Female comic assumes gender-roles." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
"Female comic assumes gender-roles."
You're the one that for the past year has been clawing at your mother - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
You're the one that for the past year has been clawing ...
Okay, he bought the ring. He asked you to spend his life with him. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Okay, he bought the ring. He asked you to spend his life wit...
It's enough, put the veil over the cage - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It's enough, put the veil over the cage
And then when it comes for the important part, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And then when it comes for the important part,
Put a game on in there like, "Bye-bye." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Put a game on in there like, "Bye-bye."