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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

The special goats and they take a dump and it makes the fertilizer that makes the...

The special goats and they take a dump and it makes the fertilizer that makes the mushrooms.
If you eat them, you get detained

Full Transcript

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The special goats and they take a dump
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and it makes the fertilizer
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that makes the mushrooms. If you eat them, you get detained.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:47
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
And on, like, day five, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And on, like, day five,
I want to participate in this. I want to pick the restaurant - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:13
I want to participate in this. I want to pick the restaurant
It was speaking Italian in a restaurant was important to me for one simple fact. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It was speaking Italian in a restaurant was important to me ...
I didn't like the idea that as an American - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:13
I didn't like the idea that as an American
Although he probably should, like that or Spanish or Mandarin, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Although he probably should, like that or Spanish or Mandari...
As an American and I am very, very proud to be an American, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
As an American and I am very, very proud to be an American,
A lot of them hate us - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
A lot of them hate us
...a reason to discount you and that goes for whoever you are, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
...a reason to discount you and that goes for whoever you ar...
When you travel abroad and you fuck up, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:15
When you travel abroad and you fuck up,
...to walk in and have him think that we're educated and open-minded - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
...to walk in and have him think that we're educated an...
They're gonna vote me mayor of Italy. Open it up..." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
They're gonna vote me mayor of Italy. Open it up...&quo...
There's a 500 gram steak. What the fuck is a gram? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
There's a 500 gram steak. What the fuck is a gram?
I was so busy - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
I was so busy
We here in the United States, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
We here in the United States,
And I'm staring at this 500 gram steak - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
And I'm staring at this 500 gram steak
Grazie mille. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Grazie mille.
"Don't let the Vineyard Vines fool you, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"Don't let the Vineyard Vines fool you,
I may have little whales embroidered on my shorts - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I may have little whales embroidered on my shorts
Yeah. You can seersucker my dick." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Yeah. You can seersucker my dick."
I've had about a year to think on it, ruminate on it, marinate on it, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
I've had about a year to think on it, ruminate on it, m...