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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

To walk in and have him thinkthat we're educated and open-minded and kind and if I'm...

to walk in and have him think
that we're educated and open-minded and kind and if I'm shitcanned
and embarrassing in public, I want people to know
I'm Canadian and I'm sorry

Full Transcript

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...to walk in and have him think that we're educated and open-minded
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and kind and if I'm shitcanned and embarrassing in public,
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I want people to know I'm Canadian and I'm sorry.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:30
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
They're gonna vote me mayor of Italy. Open it up..." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
They're gonna vote me mayor of Italy. Open it up...&quo...
There's a 500 gram steak. What the fuck is a gram? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
There's a 500 gram steak. What the fuck is a gram?
I was so busy - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
I was so busy
We here in the United States, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
We here in the United States,
And I'm staring at this 500 gram steak - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
And I'm staring at this 500 gram steak
Grazie mille. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Grazie mille.
"Don't let the Vineyard Vines fool you, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"Don't let the Vineyard Vines fool you,
I may have little whales embroidered on my shorts - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I may have little whales embroidered on my shorts
Yeah. You can seersucker my dick." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Yeah. You can seersucker my dick."
I've had about a year to think on it, ruminate on it, marinate on it, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
I've had about a year to think on it, ruminate on it, m...
You do it once, you come out the other end, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
You do it once, you come out the other end,
Other women will ask you advice as a way of ingratiating themselves - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Other women will ask you advice as a way of ingratiating the...
We as women are often taught - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
We as women are often taught
What color is white? Is my foot in a bear trap? Help me!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
What color is white? Is my foot in a bear trap? Help me!&quo...
Okay, so for my wedding, what I found helpful..." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
Okay, so for my wedding, what I found helpful..."
Because every girl thinks every other girl kind of fucked it up - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Because every girl thinks every other girl kind of fucked it...
You won't, and on that note, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
You won't, and on that note,
One thing you must know, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
One thing you must know,
There's a litany of requirements, social, cultural, traditional. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
There's a litany of requirements, social, cultural, tra...
All these things, everything's got a price tag, everything takes up time - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
All these things, everything's got a price tag, everyth...