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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

We here in the United States, - we like to measure based...- ...on a dream

We here in the United States, - we like to measure based...
- ...on a dream

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We here in the United States,
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- we like to measure based... - ...on a dream.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:43
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
And I'm staring at this 500 gram steak - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
And I'm staring at this 500 gram steak
Grazie mille. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Grazie mille.
"Don't let the Vineyard Vines fool you, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"Don't let the Vineyard Vines fool you,
I may have little whales embroidered on my shorts - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I may have little whales embroidered on my shorts
Yeah. You can seersucker my dick." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Yeah. You can seersucker my dick."
I've had about a year to think on it, ruminate on it, marinate on it, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
I've had about a year to think on it, ruminate on it, m...
You do it once, you come out the other end, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
You do it once, you come out the other end,
Other women will ask you advice as a way of ingratiating themselves - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Other women will ask you advice as a way of ingratiating the...
We as women are often taught - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
We as women are often taught
What color is white? Is my foot in a bear trap? Help me!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
What color is white? Is my foot in a bear trap? Help me!&quo...
Okay, so for my wedding, what I found helpful..." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
Okay, so for my wedding, what I found helpful..."
Because every girl thinks every other girl kind of fucked it up - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Because every girl thinks every other girl kind of fucked it...
You won't, and on that note, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
You won't, and on that note,
One thing you must know, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
One thing you must know,
There's a litany of requirements, social, cultural, traditional. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
There's a litany of requirements, social, cultural, tra...
All these things, everything's got a price tag, everything takes up time - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
All these things, everything's got a price tag, everyth...
So you can best believe I took a red Sharpie - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
So you can best believe I took a red Sharpie
But there's all these things, all these requirements, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:15
But there's all these things, all these requirements,
Some of you cheered, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Some of you cheered,
What the fuck is up, Hollywood?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
What the fuck is up, Hollywood?"