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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

Went out, had a drink, went home, jerked off, took a dump.Who says you can't lose weight?

Went out, had a drink, went home, jerked off, took a dump.
Who says you can't lose weight?

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Went out, had a drink,
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went home, jerked off, took a dump. Who says you can't lose weight?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:07
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
He took a nap, he woke up to an alarm labeled "Wedding for you?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
He took a nap, he woke up to an alarm labeled "Wedding ...
The bride, it just doesn't seem like the bride is having as much fun - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
The bride, it just doesn't seem like the bride is havin...
They don't tell you that when you have a wedding, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
They don't tell you that when you have a wedding,
"We said 'I do' in this room and that room's got food on tables. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"We said 'I do' in this room and that room�...
Should go from A to B, shortest distance. No problem." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Should go from A to B, shortest distance. No problem."
People have to be let in. You have to plan for these moments - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
People have to be let in. You have to plan for these moments
I will give you an example. So, if you're the couple - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
I will give you an example. So, if you're the couple
If you're the couple that wants to have the DJ to everyone at the party - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
If you're the couple that wants to have the DJ to every...
Meaning, if you want that reveal, you, after you say "I do," - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
Meaning, if you want that reveal, you, after you say "I...
Okay, then you go and you take your couples pictures - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Okay, then you go and you take your couples pictures
So that's three parties. The party they're going to, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:13
So that's three parties. The party they're going t...
My wedding planner was like, "So did you want to do, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
My wedding planner was like, "So did you want to do,
You don't get to partake." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
You don't get to partake."
It just felt like the bride is the last one to have fun. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It just felt like the bride is the last one to have fun.
Some couples like a quiet, spiritual ceremony - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Some couples like a quiet, spiritual ceremony
Like white people love to come down the aisle to that Bruno Mars song, like... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Like white people love to come down the aisle to that Bruno ...
♪ Hey baby ♪ - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:16
♪ Hey baby ♪
So the first ones that come down... Girls, it does not matter who you marry, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
So the first ones that come down... Girls, it does not matte...
Every man has the same groom-pod, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Every man has the same groom-pod, okay?
...walking on two snapped Achilles and all head injuries... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
...walking on two snapped Achilles and all head injuries...