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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

"What happened to that bride?" "I don't know.She jumped into that mirror."

"What happened to that bride?" "I don't know.
She jumped into that mirror."

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"What happened to that bride?"
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"I don't know. She jumped into that mirror."
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:26
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
I don't want to cover my face. Two hours in hair and makeup just to be like... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
I don't want to cover my face. Two hours in hair and ma...
Cover that shit." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Cover that shit."
...he covered his face." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
...he covered his face."
...and be like, "You may kiss the bride." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
...and be like, "You may kiss the bride."
I watched you hit "Split Fare." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
I watched you hit "Split Fare."
Unpopular opinion, actually popular opinion, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
Unpopular opinion, actually popular opinion,
You're not allowed to say that, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You're not allowed to say that,
There is a world where you can admit that something is difficult - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
There is a world where you can admit that something is diffi...
I love my husband, but the wedding part is exhausting. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I love my husband, but the wedding part is exhausting.
It is a physical and mental and financial just gauntlet. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It is a physical and mental and financial just gauntlet.
Right? What, did you meditate? "I just want to be centered." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Right? What, did you meditate? "I just want to be cente...
You did your little workout and then you got your makeup done - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
You did your little workout and then you got your makeup don...
And you got a situation room and a silence cone - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And you got a situation room and a silence cone
"Something tasty, doesn't matter if I'm fat - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"Something tasty, doesn't matter if I'm fat
Went out, had a drink, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Went out, had a drink,
He took a nap, he woke up to an alarm labeled "Wedding for you?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
He took a nap, he woke up to an alarm labeled "Wedding ...
The bride, it just doesn't seem like the bride is having as much fun - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
The bride, it just doesn't seem like the bride is havin...
They don't tell you that when you have a wedding, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
They don't tell you that when you have a wedding,
"We said 'I do' in this room and that room's got food on tables. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"We said 'I do' in this room and that room�...
Should go from A to B, shortest distance. No problem." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Should go from A to B, shortest distance. No problem."