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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You don't get to partake." I'm like, "Then they can eat corn dogsand wait in their cars."...

You don't get to partake." I'm like, "Then they can eat corn dogs
and wait in their cars." Okay

Full Transcript

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You don't get to partake."
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I'm like, "Then they can eat corn dogs and wait in their cars."
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Okay.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:34
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
It just felt like the bride is the last one to have fun. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It just felt like the bride is the last one to have fun.
Some couples like a quiet, spiritual ceremony - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Some couples like a quiet, spiritual ceremony
Like white people love to come down the aisle to that Bruno Mars song, like... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Like white people love to come down the aisle to that Bruno ...
♪ Hey baby ♪ - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:16
♪ Hey baby ♪
So the first ones that come down... Girls, it does not matter who you marry, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
So the first ones that come down... Girls, it does not matte...
Every man has the same groom-pod, okay? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Every man has the same groom-pod, okay?
...walking on two snapped Achilles and all head injuries... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
...walking on two snapped Achilles and all head injuries...
"Donk." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:16
"Donk."
He never shuts up, his name is Daniel, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
He never shuts up, his name is Daniel,
"Yeah!" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
"Yeah!"
So he's going up to your nana like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:15
So he's going up to your nana like,
And they're loving... and people are laughing at your wedding, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
And they're loving... and people are laughing at your w...
He didn't do anything wrong, but it didn't look very good to apply - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
He didn't do anything wrong, but it didn't look ve...
♪ Marry you, marry you, marry you ♪ - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
♪ Marry you, marry you, marry you ♪
The bridesmaids come down like, "This is a strapless bra. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
The bridesmaids come down like, "This is a strapless br...
I slept with Daniel." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
I slept with Daniel."
I'm in sunglasses, which is an homage to Risky Business, which is a movie - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
I'm in sunglasses, which is an homage to Risky Business...
All I want is for brides to have fun - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
All I want is for brides to have fun
Nothing like that. No tax reform, just brides having fun. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Nothing like that. No tax reform, just brides having fun.
If I tell it to you, will you promise to do it? - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
If I tell it to you, will you promise to do it?