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You gotta get yourself over to the dance floor
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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You gotta get yourselfover to the dance floor where you and your new husbandare going to...

You gotta get yourself
over to the dance floor where you and your new husband
are going to perform a weird, sexual garter-removal dance

Full Transcript

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You gotta get yourself over to the dance floor
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where you and your new husband are going to perform a weird,
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sexual garter-removal dance...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:52
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
You're sitting there spread-eagle, she's like, "I'll get it on tape, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
You're sitting there spread-eagle, she's like, &qu...
So you go to the dance floor, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
So you go to the dance floor,
...stump - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
...stump
A single chair - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
A single chair
And you're like, "Sit, okay. I wasn't planning on enjoying myself, but okay." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
And you're like, "Sit, okay. I wasn't plannin...
'Cause you're a bride like me or a bride that chose a dress - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
'Cause you're a bride like me or a bride that chos...
You're a bride like me that perhaps chose a dress - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
You're a bride like me that perhaps chose a dress
'Cause you told yourself you were gonna lose the weight - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
'Cause you told yourself you were gonna lose the weight
So that dress is tight and you are trying to make yourself thin and compact - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
So that dress is tight and you are trying to make yourself t...
Trying to extend the torso, tuck in the tailbone, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Trying to extend the torso, tuck in the tailbone,
You're like that goat in the cage - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You're like that goat in the cage
Slowly lowering yourself down, praying to God that you don't experience - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Slowly lowering yourself down, praying to God that you don&#...
But none is more embarrassing than the horror - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
But none is more embarrassing than the horror
'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat.
So you finally sit down, right? You go down to the hem of your skirt, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
So you finally sit down, right? You go down to the hem of yo...
You go to lift up the hem and that's when you realize - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You go to lift up the hem and that's when you realize
And you sit there and you wait - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
And you sit there and you wait
But, of course, the onus is on the woman to pass this test - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
But, of course, the onus is on the woman to pass this test
...and turned on at your new choice in mate, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
...and turned on at your new choice in mate,
That's who I might have a family with." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
That's who I might have a family with."